Strawberry, Boss 2
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But when you go around the back, you find a giant steaming mud puddle, Runner's bedraggled tendrils writhing across it to no avail, and a very frustrated Stray. "Oh good, you're done," they say, pushing damp green hair off their forehead. "I'm going to need your help with the dinner rush. If Zzt hadn't commandeered you — well, never mind. Done is done."
"What happened?" you ask, carefully skirting the mud puddle. It's full of pink aprons.
Runner's dragon head coalesces, its long neck drooping. "The sanitizing steam melted the golems," it says sadly. "I need to wait for the dirt to dry out again before I can bring them back."
"We did hire a new dishwasher who can handle the heat," Stray says, "but he's... not ideal."
You hear a crash of dishes from inside the cafe. A deep voice calls out, "Sorrr-reeee!"
Stray growls. "That's the problem with octopuses! They're smart but so easily distracted. They need at least three or four kinds of input at once..."
They turn to look at you. You know what that look means. It means another side quest. Are you ever going to get home?
"Could you maybe... read to Dwayne? Or sing?" they ask hopefully. "Or teach him things — he likes to learn. If you can keep him on task with the dishes, I think the servers and I can handle the rest."
"Fine," you say wearily, setting the wheelbarrow well away from the puddle of melted golem. "Will you tell Professor Zzt his scrolls and coins are here?"
Stray doesn't look thrilled at the mention of the annoying sprite, but there's another crash and another "Sorrr-reeee!" and they wince and rub their head. "Sure," they say. "Just stop Dwayne from breaking all my dishes, and I'll do whatever you want."
You follow Stray back into the kitchen, where you find a creature that's unusual even by your standards: an enormous, bright red, bald human head with eight octopus arms. He's sweeping up shards of glass and pottery with two arms while the other six wash dishes, stir pots, adjust the flame on the stove, embroider strawberry leaves on an apron, and play the clarinet he has stuck in his unnervingly human mouth. "Hi!" he toots. Belatedly, he lowers the clarinet. "Sorry about the dishes, Stray."
"It's fine," Stray says, taking the broom away just before it knocks over another bin of dirty things. "Here, I brought you some bards to keep you focused."
"Oh, wonderful!" Dwayne exclaims. "I love bards! Do you know any sea shanties? Those are really good for getting into a work rhythm."
A new status board appears, set up to count the number of stories you tell. You'd better get started.
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Tuesday – international kissing day
Jul. 22nd, 2025 05:33 pmToday's theme is international kissing day as it’s one of July’s fun silly holidays. Let’s make our favs kiss, hide from a kiss, plan for one, over plan for it. Is a kiss between lovers, parent and a child, the kiss of death? So many kisses to choose from.
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Use the character's full names and the fandom's full name
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Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt
Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ any, any, Hershey Kisses
+ Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy Summers/Angel, he doesn’t want to kiss her with blood on his mouth.
+ Hazbin Hotel, Angel Dust + Arackniss (and Henroin if you’d like) the kiss of death
+ Hazbin Hotel, Angel Dust/Husk, a kiss leads to more
+ Star Trek (any), any, the idea of kissing is not part of their culture.
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Tag – international kissing day